Cooking is the Manliest Thing You Can Do

Take dead meat. Apply to fire. Casually adjust until it’s exactly how you like it. Remove from the elements you mastered.

Take produce from the nature you manipulated. Cut it with sharp objects. Apply to fire. Control exactly how long it’s on there, because you’re the master. Remove cooked byproduct.

Cooking is the natural extension of man’s mastery of the elements. It is the ultimate expression of self-sufficiency: you can provide perhaps the most basic, not instantly available need for yourself. So why do so few guys know how to do it?

It’s common knowledge that girls like guys who know their way around the kitchen. Cooking for yourself is also simple economic thinking: not only is it immediately cheaper per meal than even value menu fast food, but will also save money in the long term by preventing the onset of chronic heart and body conditions correlated with eating large quantities of processed restaurant food.

You play “master of the universe”, chicks dig it, and it saves you money. There’s no reason for you to not know how to cook, and in this post, I’ll break down a simple home-cooked meal that’s:

• high protein
• cheap
• easy to make
• easy to pack
• designed to be made in quantity

With this recipe, you’ll spend two hours a week to save hundreds of dollars on overpriced lunches and dinners out. Simply put, cooking is the manliest thing you can do. I’m here to teach you how to do it.